Dixie Babble

In one bracket, Robert De Niro and Keanu Reeves ran away from their opponents without a goodbye wave.

In the other, Marlon Brando squeaked (figuratively and otherwise) by Dan Aykroyd, while Nicolas Cage saw off a surprisingly strong challenge from Kyra Sedgwick.

So here we have Dixie Babble’s Final Four of Bad Southern Accents:

Robert De Niro as Max Cady in Cape Fear against Keanu Reeves as . . . aw, hell, does it even matter what his name was? . . . in The Devil’s Advocate.

Marlon Brando in Reflections in a Golden Eye against Nicolas Cage in Con Air.